Pope Francis looking fly in his white puffer coat went viral at the weekend. It turns out it is an AI fake. Who cares? He looked boss and has given a injection to late winter white. While not that practical - isn't cleanliness next to godliness? - there's always the washing machine. The crucifix is optional!

Left - Nobis - Supra Men's Performance Puffer - £859

Far Left - Zara - Puffer Jacket - £59.99

Left - ASOS - ASOS DESIGN longline puffer jacket in ecru - £85 

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