First I'm a Fashion Wanker, and now I'm a prick? You probably know I'm obsessed with cacti - Have you seen my Fabulous Plants? - so, wearing a fabulous jacket embroidered with my green babies is a style statement to behold. Love it!

Here I've teamed it with a vintage H & C Bar cowboy shirt picked up for a snip on eBay and dark 'Leesures' chino. The look is finished with a Ed Hardy cap - remember thoses? It's back - and coloured knit trainers and argyle socks.

Credits - Cactus Jacket - Scotch & Soda, Cap - Ed Hardy, Cowboy Shirt - eBay, Trousers - Lee, Socks - Burlington, Trainers - Diadora

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